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2 people found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record
Man, like, I don't know what to say. I really wanted to like this game and to some extent I really do, but it's lacking a lot in content. I feel like the main questline was incredibly short and while I do like fishing, just going fishing for no reason is not enough for me to wanna play a game. I also couldn't make use of all the available upgrades either....because the game ended.

I usually have a ♥♥♥♥ ton of things to say about things, but I'm feeling kind of empty? I was hoping for more RPG content. I have 8.5 hours played but I know a lot of it was just keeping the game open. I think I spent as much time in the "last area" than I did in all the previous areas combined and that was because I was lazying around. I really don't wanna poop on this game either, the concept is really neat, I love the artwork and my ADHD ass was obviously entertained because I actually managed to finish it. I just feel that it ended too fast. I wish more time had been put into the fishing, money making and ship-upgrading aspect of the game so that it naturally progresses with the main quest line. I wish there had been more of a red thread between the things.


I do recommend it though, it's not a bad game at all. However, I personally wouldn't buy it at its current price. Even with the discount bringing it down to €17~, I still thinks is a little bit too much,
Posted 29 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
Loved this game, too bad it was so short :(

MORE PLZ
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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62 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
28.8 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
I was pretty excited about this game because I really liked HuniePop. I don't read about games prior to playing them 'cause I don't wanna be biased, but honestly I was expecting so much more from this game.

Yeah, it brought me a little bit of fun for a while, but past the 21 days of trying to get as many fans as possible tehre's...nothing. It makes the game really mundane. The only reward system upon completing the game is getting those coins that allow you to buy new outfits for the girls. Aaand that doesn't change the gameplay either, it's only for show and quite frankly doesn't do anything for me personally.

Would I recommend this game? Eh, maybe. I mean I wouldn't really say it's worth the price (I actually would've refunded it had it not been for the fact that I had JUST passed two hours of gameplay) for the little content and monotonous gameplay. Unless you're into that, of course. They had a lot of potential to make a really cool tycoon game, but there's just not really any point in playing other than for achievements past the 21 datys. So yeah, I'm gonna go with a no.

And yes, I'm aware that I have 16 hours played in it. I can easily say at least half of that is because I just simply forgot to turn it off.
Posted 21 April, 2016. Last edited 21 April, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
24.7 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
I had waited for so long for this game to come out, prepurchased it and everything. I read no reviews or nothing about the game because I didn't wanna spoil anything for myself. Big mistake.
While this game is badass it gets really repetitive, it's the same surroundings as in the third game of the franchise, except in the future. Missions are pretty much the same, and co-op is bugged to no end (you can't finish the grand finale, me and my best friend kept getting the fall bug). There was a bunch of other bugs as well that I currently don't remember, but we were both disappointed. Superpowers are cool in theory, but they completely cancel out the need of cars, which is something I really liked. The game feels like it was pretty half-assedly made, even with the cool stuff they added like the dubstep gun (I lost my ♥♥♥♥ when I saw it the first time, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool). I honestly don't know if I'd recommend it or not, probably not. The third game was a lot more fun.
Posted 17 July, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,969.5 hrs on record (1,913.7 hrs at review time)
Like guns? Like blood? Like zombies? Like those 3 combined? Then this ♥♥♥♥'s the game for you. Not only will you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kick ass jumping over cars and ♥♥♥♥ avoiding infected but you'll feel BAD as ♥♥♥♥ doing it. Like explosions? No problem! This game's got that too. Shoot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out of zombies and save your lazy ass dirtnapping teammates so they can cover your ass as you slice the living ♥♥♥♥ out of tanks with melee weapons, 'cause believe it or not, this game has that ♥♥♥♥ too. Behead common infected with katanas, machetes, axes or bash their skulls with tonfas, frying pans or bats, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game has it all. Guts will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly everywhere and you'll be covered in that ♥♥♥♥ too. Like the idea of raping survivors yourself? Then you've come to the right place. This awesome game will let you play any special infected to make sure you spread the infection further. ♥♥♥♥ YEAH. What else can you ask for? Buy this ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 14 April, 2012. Last edited 27 June, 2014.
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