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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 5:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:08am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 4:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:50am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 4:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:27am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 4:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 3:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 4:50am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 4:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:48am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:01am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:58pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 2:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:57pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:08am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:15pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:09am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:01am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:14am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 2:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:30am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:32am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:52am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:06pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:12am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:49am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:47am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:57am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26pm



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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