i showered

Wow! Is that a real girl in my friends list? A real female? I, I... I almost can't believe my luck, heh! I've only been around other guys you know, I have never really gotten the attention of a... girl! Hehe, I really don't mean to be weird or anything, it is just so incredible that out of all of them, I get to be friends with you!
Not that I am awkward around girls or anything, but you don't get the chance all too often, you see? I am of the humble opinion that boys and girls can be friends, and I'll realise every measure to make that possible, komkor-san! Trust me, you won't have to be lonely anymore - after all, that's what tomodachis are there for, aren't they...? Anyway, Baka, ehem... I still have to think of a funny comment... Come on, brain... I finally get this sugoi chance, you can't mess that up now...
Heh... Nothing... Now that's awkward, no ^^' ?

i showered

stinky ah mf

+rep sigma

pa šta si jeo pička ti materina, pa da se ima pa posti, da si pravoslavac, mrš majke ti ga nabijem jebem ti rasu