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Ok, so this game is amazingly fun! Lots of content to keep you satisfied for hundreds of hours.

Finally, some good content

Was able to play two runs before the game broke. Playing on steam deck, after returning from sleep mode it started spamming inputs to the point that the game became unplayable. I can no longer launch the game. Will happily update my review if the developer fixes the game. Seems like a great game.

EDIT: Uninstalled and reinstalled. Working for now... enough hours have passed that I feel safe updating my review.

The game itself is incredible. It's a bit too easy at first but gets a little tougher with time. The game also desperately needs a mid-run save. Tons of fun though, very addicting and lots of love put into this game. Love the references to other games and media!

It's like binding of isaac meets hades meets a smidge of vampire survivors.

The best roguelike game I have ever played

I have a lot of little problems and annoyances with this game but it is somehow still one of the best games I've ever played. Expectations weren't too high but this game delivered and went beyond.

Great for an early access game. I cannot wait for the future of this game

Good game, it’s like dome keeper but the upgrades persisting runs actually made me wanna keep playing. I think this has potential to be what dome keeper should’ve been.

On the other hand, the game is quite tedious and grindy, which I don’t mind, except that after 6 hours of gameplay it deleted my save file. Closed the game and came back to only new game options.

Can’t recommend a game that apparently deletes (or never saved??) your progress. Don’t waste your time

Can't say I hated the game, but boy was it rage inducing. there is too much wrong with this game and its AI for me too reccomend it. so heres a bunch of my issues

1. AI is so dumb, alpacas all ran into a mega spider den for no reason and then got downed and my guys went to try to rescue them while i was focusing on something else and basically ended my colony.
2. Sun lamps use over 10x the amount of power than AC or Heaters. 2900W vs 200 and 175W??? as an electrician i find it insulting that this game thinks LED bulbs dont exist in 5500 CE
3. Grenade throwers? really?
4. add a firefight button? ill have shorts spark up a fire and blow up my fuel and my dudes sleep through it, so i reload and make them all run to the fire and once i take them out of whatever the fight mode is called they walk THROUGH the fire to go back to bed ?????
5. add a mass priority button, for GODS SAKE
6. add manual control to animals and make human manual control easier for christ sake

theres probably much more but this game has so much potential and as of now its basically a pile of trash hiding a top seller game underneath. fix your faulty flash game.

Let me start off by stating that I am no game critique and cant really find the exact words to describe why this game is awful.

That tutorial.. Wow.. absolutely uninteresting and dumb. Arin Hanson has a famous saying about stuff like that. Mystical Babble. when they go on with all this crap like "the lord esmiur and the seven sages all gathered around the Oburnian Dylac crystal to stop the great farquad of steamin pile land from summing gorfart the god of imbudent lies and deceit." thats basically the whole story in this game. a bunch of super uninteresting garbage.

The combat, oh baby the combat. Imagine a Skyrim, Wildstar, and WoW had a love child and then someone beat it over the head with a brick and tore its limbs apart. thats basically the combat in this game. Its like skyrim but trys to be unique and interesting with the blocking and interrupting and such but in turn somehow completely fails at that and instead we had this brain dead click spamming boring combat. this game lacks consistency. its just awful.

the graphics, hideous. this game looks like it should be played on a PS2 or an XBOX360 but runs like its the most graphically advanced game of all time. running 16gb DDR4 Ram at 3200MHz with a 970 graphics card, on an SSD with a i7 6700k skylake and this game still runs like garbage and looks awful. and it just feels so awkward to play in this world. its also very gloomy and glowy but rough around the edges. cant say its got the worst graphics but for how bad they are this game should run like a rocketship but its still clunky and crappy.

story/immersion, there is none. the story is awful as ive seen so far. mystical babble super uninteresting. Immersion? none at all. i feel like im trapped in a half finished world with a bunch of dumb shmucks running around me. When i played i just felt at a total disconnect with this world. the super awkward camera feel didnt help

the quests, while i only did a few i definetly felt like theres really not much to it. I just rushed through because every word coming out of these NPCs mouths was some super uninteresting mystical babble garbage. so i rush through and kill all the enemies whatever and get to a boss or harder enemy and theres like 10 other people fighting it to so i just run in and hit it once and the whole battle is over in 7 seconds and my quest is complete. not fun.

really all in all this is possibly the worst MMO i have played. and ive played a lot of MMOs. the only way i can reccomend this game is if you are a die hard elder scrolls fan who can lie to yourself saying "its not THAT bad" and play forever brainlessly.

conclusion, it really just feels like an unfinished game. its just a bad attempt at a Skyrim MMO. the game can be best described as bland. i understand it probably get a little more interesting but from what ive experienced it will never get to a point where i would rate it higher than 5/10. this game should be free. this game has no immersion, an unbearably awful story, bland combat that tries to be intersting, dumb quests, and awful graphics but runs clunky as anything.

Final rating? 3/10
2 points for being a game
1 point for not being the worst game ive ever played

Im gonna go repurchase and play WoW again to cleanse my mind of this horrendous experience. Even runescape is a better and more consistent game than this.

This game is great, especially for a (seemingly) first game by this developer.
Its very clear that this game gets a lot of inspiration from the Marble Blast series which I adore. this game has brought back that good old pure frustration of trying to make the best times you can. Brings back good/angry moments of my middle school years. This was quite a pleasant treat for a sunday night to find this. The power-ups need a bit of polishing i feel to be more true to the roots but if you were a marble blast fan you have to pick this game up. Great work dude!

Edit: Bug report, nothing major. game crashed when i exited the courses but its still working fine after relaunch