Punished Freddie's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 22 May @ 6:44pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:27pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:04pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:25pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:27am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:52pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:26pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:01am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:59pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 7:52pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:58pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:43am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:43am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:45am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:45am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:45am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:46am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:45am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:27pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm