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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:42am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:29pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 7:42pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:16am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:41am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 2:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 2:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 7:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:47pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:50pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:34pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:22am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:34pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:00pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:50pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:04pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 2:30pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:38pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 6:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:57pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:14pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:12pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:58pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 8:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:17pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:48pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 2:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:58pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:29pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:14pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:54pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:58pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:15pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 4:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:21pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 4:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 2:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:59pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:50pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:21pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:08pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:53pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:34pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:07pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:54pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:17pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:59pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:19pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:45pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:48pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:53pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:41pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 5:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:08pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:51pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:59pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:36pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:42am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:01pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:47pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:28pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:01pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:56pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:04am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:03am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:56pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:28pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:22pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:45pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 10:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:37pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:23am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 9:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:44pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:15pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:43pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 4:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:55pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 5:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:59pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 6:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 2:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:04am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 4:47pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:02pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:18pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 2:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:41pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 5:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 10:52am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 6:39pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:04pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 8:31pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked