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SlimyDork 18 Feb, 2021 @ 2:36pm 
Nobody is gonna read my profile info, so I'll just put it here.
No, I am not trading ANY of my TF2 items.
Don't bother wasting your time.
EnderSlicer B> Backpacks & Gpans 20 Jun, 2020 @ 10:46pm 
yo any chance you'd be willing to sell that RO + voices level three chin?
MarvelousChinGuy 12 Mar, 2019 @ 8:31pm 
Oh, well if you ever decide to trade, hmu
SlimyDork 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:23pm 
I'd rather not trade right now.
MarvelousChinGuy 12 Mar, 2019 @ 6:04am 
Hey, there's an item you have that I'm interested in, any chance we can talk and see if we can make a trade?
SlimyDork 21 Aug, 2018 @ 9:58pm 
I'm not trading it now. Maybe in the future. But not now.
ymb? 21 Aug, 2018 @ 8:48pm 
Hi, my apologies for the random add. I saw you have a green energy hedge hat and I wanted to know if you be open to possibly selling/trading it?
RealChris 21 Jun, 2018 @ 1:46am 
I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
skyzz 4 Apr, 2018 @ 11:35pm 
added for discuss trade
GREEN FISH 8 Oct, 2017 @ 2:46am 
here from mvm :steamsalty:
Classy 5 Oct, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
+rep nicest trader I have met
French Heavy 22 Sep, 2017 @ 6:02am 
Added for trade
Vulpestus 9 Jun, 2017 @ 10:07pm 
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SlimyDork 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:46pm 
Why.
Bean Lad 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:43pm 
paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me *licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
Bean Lad 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:43pm 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~
SlimyDork 25 Nov, 2016 @ 12:07am 
ye
SirCap 24 Nov, 2016 @ 5:25pm 
Happy bday you potato
SlimyDork 24 Nov, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
Thx bby
Fonzius 24 Nov, 2016 @ 12:58pm 
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.-John F. Kennedy

Have a Happy Thanks Giving :2016watermelon: :emofdr:~
SlimyDork 26 Sep, 2016 @ 10:04pm 
yee
Phosphor 26 Sep, 2016 @ 9:35pm 
*Triggred*
SlimyDork 11 Jul, 2016 @ 12:11pm 
thx bby
Squingus 10 Jul, 2016 @ 5:39pm 
jk im not that gay.
Squingus 10 Jul, 2016 @ 5:38pm 
sup mama ill ♥♥♥♥ you in the butt.
SlimyDork 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:52pm 
thx <<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333
e 2 Jul, 2016 @ 2:51pm 
wow i like that anime girl on ur profile picture mama
SlimyDork 30 Apr, 2016 @ 12:29am 
Okay.
Mr. KIno 29 Apr, 2016 @ 4:58pm 
marry me
SlimyDork 27 Mar, 2016 @ 3:12pm 
Ayyyyyy
MGGAR:A I Dr. Robo Jesus P.hD 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Good guy Mama Luigi
[BBH]FryRie 18 Mar, 2016 @ 3:33pm 
Added for mullet
Snoop Dogg the 420th 30 Oct, 2015 @ 6:58pm 
Hello.
You may not remember me, because we hadn't seen each other in a while.
I can safely say that this is my last goodbye.
You see, I've been vac banned for almost a whole year now.
But now I've started it all again, back to before I got VAC banned
I cried, typed and dramaticized my whole way through this.
Popped a few vessels and cramped some fingers, but now I've found my way out.
Now I have almost regained of all what I lost.
But I didn't really lose what I thought I had lost
I lost my inventory, my games, my money...
But what I REALLY had lost was the trust of you guys.
You may have never thought I had come back.
Well, here I am, and now you can feel as you may.
Confused, angry, excited.... Do as you may.
But just remember no matter what happens, I'll be there.
Any time, any place, whatsoever
So here's my last message to all of you.
My fresh account is "Screwdge McCuck".
See you on the other side, guy!
soulslaw 21 Oct, 2015 @ 6:05pm 
karaaah
SlimyDork 19 Oct, 2015 @ 9:41am 
The spoops.
[KEBEL] Lancer Dudo 21 Jan, 2015 @ 5:35pm 
Keep calm and brony on. :D
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soulslaw 3 Jan, 2015 @ 9:30pm 
AMEN l
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SlimyDork 3 Jan, 2015 @ 9:23pm 
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soulslaw 15 Dec, 2014 @ 5:39pm 
-rep Ate the last applesnap
SlimyDork 15 Dec, 2014 @ 6:54am 
Thank you, fine sir.
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+rep good tarder
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BSC Major Axelyoder 25 Nov, 2014 @ 10:29am 
Happy birthday m80 (sorry i'm a bit late)
Rhiback 24 Nov, 2014 @ 3:21pm 
Happy birthday
SlimyDork 13 Nov, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
PHISHERS ARE COMMENTING ON PROFILES, NOW. SPLENDID.
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SlimyDork 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:32pm 
The ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about?