Recent reviews by freXampl

Don't play this on a plane.

This is the best "not saint's row saint's row game".

I've been looking for a noir game that has interactive story. This game promised to be like that but the outcome is so linear and boring. I felt disappointed after playing it.
It looks like the dews ran out of budget and tried to glue whatever thay made all together to make something playable.

buy it if it's on sale for the story.

Meh game but fun community.

You can send cyan into space.

This game reminds my high school text book. If you weren't lisening the class as well as I was, you know what i mean. Too bad I didn't have a red pen back in the day. Other than that this game pretty much sums it up.

It's acutally not a game. It's a perfect brain trainer that turns stroop effect experiment into a challenge by adding a time limit and random rules.
"Whoever thought of inverting controls must be friends with satan."

Forgotten
Back in my teenage years this was my jam and butter. there is nothing bad about this game at all. it has everything an average teenager wants like gore, speedy cars , jet engines.
it also cheap and short like kim jong's knob but it's a sandbox game so it's fine

Let's add some backstory shall we.

Chloe from "life is strange" had enough of her stepfather because of her hairstyle is too mainstream that eventually lead people to call her discount sonic. So she just started blasting left and right. Then she realised it's fun to kill people but she doesn't know how to make a profit out of this new skill she has discovered.

She started mugging people at first then she started on bigger jobs like stick-ups and home invasions. Then someone called her. Someone who told her to do even bigger jobs and get more money as a team with people like her. She accepted the offer after some thinking and came to 'MERICA! (a different part of 'merica, IDGAF) and. you know the rest from there.

I lost my friend to this "game", so I'll share my opinion.

This is filth. the worst kind, don't even look at this game if you value your life.