Recent reviews by freXampl

I spent more time searching for a good wallpaper than playing actual games.

Interactive metal album.

It is the definition of insanity topped with overly narcissistic community.

You play as a "naked" house cleaning, cockroach massacring, room decorating, wall wracking, paint spilling, hole filling, brick building, tile laying, socket repairing, car selling, grass cutting, weed killing, tree cutting, bush planting, pool digging, mole whacking, shed erecting, bunker burning mercenary.

There is actually nothing else to say about this game to be honest.
It's so simple yet it works.

Has a pretty solid gameplay for a porn game. Actually it doesn't even need any mature content to be a good game. As much as I love deck building games this one is surprisingly intriguing. Just turn everything off and enjoy a compelling game.

It really makes it feel like an interactive VHS tape.

it only takes 5 minutes of your time so.. play it.

Being an adult male I have absolutely no shame about the ending making me cry.

Just like old times but better and stronger.

PROS;
Game play: It jumps when you press the spacebar.
Graphics: Good enough.
Story: Made by a comedian.
Animations: Well done with every little detail.
AI: Shoots bullets.
Protagonist: Also shoots bullets.

CONS;
Map design: Repetitive, Gets old quite fast.
Sound: Guns doesn't have that UMPH" to them. They feel very weak and unpleasant to use. (except the shotgun)
Music: Other than main menu theme most are forgettable.

It's not a game for long play sessions.

NPC LIVES MATTER
The game.