bqttles's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:28pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:54pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:04pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:17am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:25am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:10am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:50pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:14pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:14pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:13pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:29pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:06pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:16am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:07am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:06pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:26pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:53pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:58pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:19pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:07pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:23pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:16pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:51pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:08pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:39pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:08pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:07pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:52pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:05pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:51pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:43am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:10pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:09pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:52pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:52pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:00am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:17pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:38pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:39pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:24pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:51pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:38pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:48pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:23pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:27pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:35pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 17 May @ 4:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:29pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:48pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:15pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:48pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:27pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:45pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:42pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:00am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:05pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:20am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:49am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:12pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:54pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:38pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:46pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:58pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:35pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:55pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:19pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:11pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:24pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:53pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:43pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 11:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:24am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:09pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:28pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:44pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:15pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:37pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:06pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:01pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:14am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:12pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:16pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:38pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:35pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:23pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:45pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 11:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:04pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:08pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00pm