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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:32pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:34am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:34am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 7:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 9:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 9:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:00pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:12am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:32pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:38pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:42pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:54pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:22pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:29am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:46pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:04pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:31pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:20pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:57pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:27pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:53pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:47pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:59pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:29pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:58pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:33pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:35pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:37pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:34pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:34pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:28am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:06pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:17pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:37pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:41pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:26am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:02pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:00pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:47pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:56am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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