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اكيد ما تذكرني بس انا اذكرك
-- Ann Landers
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Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Bart After Dark
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If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a
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-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules:
NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
To claim your prize without purchase, do the following: (a) Carefully
cut out your computer-printed name and address from upper right hand
corner of the Prize Claim Form. (b) Affix computer-printed name and
address -- with glue or cellophane tape (no staples or paper clips) --
to a 3x5 inch index card. (c) Also cut out the "No" paragraph (lower
left hand corner of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to the
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