Flixz my old friend
والله ايام ياخي قسم بالله مشتاقلك
اكيد ما تذكرني بس انا اذكرك

كل عام وانت بخير

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers
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Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.

Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.

Bart: You're the man, Homer.

Bart After Dark
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If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a
camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules:

NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

To claim your prize without purchase, do the following: (a) Carefully
cut out your computer-printed name and address from upper right hand
corner of the Prize Claim Form. (b) Affix computer-printed name and
address -- with glue or cellophane tape (no staples or paper clips) --
to a 3x5 inch index card. (c) Also cut out the "No" paragraph (lower
left hand corner of Prize Claim Form) and affix it to the

sorry for that bro

Pro cs go player
+Rep

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