Captain Flirtmachine
Australia
 
 
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Reaperknight-,- 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm 
YOUR A BOTTOMMM
Reaperknight-,- 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14pm 
NOO WAY IS YOU
Kiki♥ 11 Jul, 2020 @ 10:54pm 
So yeah. am currently „on vaccation" at my grandparents place. They have no wifi, nor a TV. don't have much mobile data, so I'm only half an hour per day on social media. The weather has been pretty cloudy and rainy too on the last couple of days and couldn't ride my bike and stayed with them and got bored sometimes. But today.. I got really bored AND horny. I can't nut with my imagination and didn't want to waste all my mobile data. Plus my grandparents went grocery shopping and this is would be the perfect opportunity to bust a nut. spotted my old lego set, the one with jabbah the huts space shuttle. And there was this mini figure of princess leia wearing a bikini and beeing held hostage. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I found it extremly hot and just took the minifigure to the bathroom and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat my mneat and deadass stared at her. Yeah that's it basically. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate myself. I am ashamed and I am sharing this story with you guys. Have a great day:steamhappy:
RelNik 14 Jul, 2018 @ 2:41am 
♥♥♥♥ off i don't sign profiles
unna ≽^•⩊•^≼ 26 Feb, 2018 @ 5:01am 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft* mmmm so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard
RelNik 30 Jan, 2018 @ 1:35am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx