Flanko
Fin   Germantown, Wisconsin, United States
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hello, below this text is some more info, go read it if you want
i hope youre ready


i am Flanko, 2 years old and immortal


aliases: Flankoful, sora357, PizzaShiz, Obese Male 🍕
i have hemophilia type A and it sux hard
hemophilia is a disorder in my blood, it makes my life alot harder, look it up on wikipedia if you want to know more, even i dont fully understand it


personal stuff: i live in the very northern part of germany in a small community, ive not been exposed to much modern society


gaming stuff: got an actually good pc in january 2021, not gonna post the specs here because thats kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ g*y


self notes:
record fix; stop
mat_specular 0
Russian Federation, Orenburg, Gay
switzerland, zug, zug
evil flanko and Flanko [GER] and Flankoz are my alts that i never use for anything
cl_playermodel obese_male;pac_clear_parts

🍕🤔

๖Flanko: i dont know why i find random loud, compressed things funny
๖Hovolor: same
๖Hovolor: sounds like a porn set in a trashyard
๖Hovolor: "Loud, Compressed Things"
๖Flanko: these broken wheels will squeak all night
๖Hovolor: :mbachill: oh baby
๖Flanko: just like your hip, grandpa
๖Hovolor: :Dinsdale:
๖Flanko: ok sorry
๖Hovolor: :mbachill:

๖Flanko: hello hovolor
๖Hovolor: MY LIFE IS A CONSTANT LINE OF ETERNAL PAIN

TetisTiger is now Online.
TetisTiger: coolshit
TetisTiger is now Offline.

๖Flanko: it looks too realistic for my mere mortal eyes
Garrus Vakarian: the animations in xb360 look like baby's first blender project

(talking about cod graphics and how it changed from xb360 to xb1)

Vеllу: AMERICAN SCUMbag.


TetisTiger: I told gilford
TetisTiger: that now I main DVA on overwatch
TetisTiger: shes a korean girl
TetisTiger: back then I used to main reinhardt, which is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ german dragon slayer
TetisTiger: his response was
TetisTiger: "you either main Flanko's nearly aborted child or Kim Jung Un's daugther"


Mikusch vs. Belgo
Belgo: wait
Belgo: neeeee @Mikusch -kun
Belgo: nani sundayo
Mikusch: I'm gonna ban you I swear
Belgo: yamete kure
Mikusch: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEB

Mikusch: im tired
Mikusch: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I JUST HEARD WE ARE NUMBER ONE COMING FROM A NEIGHBOR
Mikusch: he had his music real loud
๖Flanko: im not really into that meme, mostly because its out of nowhere
Mikusch: lazy town songs are kinda catchy
Mikusch: my arm hurts a lot right now
๖Flanko: have you been furiously masturbating
Mikusch: before you ask its not because i masturbated too much
๖Flanko Frostkopp: right
Mikusch: god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
๖Flanko: its a good thing i didnt ask then
Mikusch: its because I slammed so much ♥♥♥♥♥


๖Hovolor: allright, good luck, see you tomorrow, g'niight
๖Flanko: night
๖Hovolor is now Offline.
๖Flanko: you sick bastard
๖Hovolor: ey ♥♥♥♥ you
๖Flanko: aaa!
๖Hovolor: aaa!

the kind of stuff velly would never say
Vеllу: and praying there every day for you to get better <3
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hello, welcome to my profile
if you stumbled across this profile randomly while browsing the internet, you came to the wrong right place, my new friend
in my group of friends, everyone (except bots) get tolerated, even the people of other colours!
(this is not a friendly invitation for you to just add me, feel free to look but honestly dont add me)
if youre some guy i used to trade with on tf2outpost, you might be wondering "hey, i wonder if he still trades", i dont
get comfy and enjoy your stay!





:mbachill:

got invited to a group chat with people i dont know
Thursday, 17. April 2014
16:06 - Flanko: hi
16:06 - ☁️Indy☁️: voice chat
16:06 - Flanko: no thank you
16:07 - ☁️Indy☁️: :|
16:07 - GandorfTheDick: Are you asian
16:07 - GandorfTheDick: or black
16:07 - Flanko: i am german and i speak worse than the medic
16:07 - GandorfTheDick: Germans are gay
16:07 - Flanko: oh
16:07 - You have been kicked from the chat by ? Indy ?.

t'was a sad day for lil flanko boy
steam is extremely buggy
a list of cool people who have been good friends to me for a long time, or just mean a lot to me, or maybe just people i have alot of good history with

:AEAxe:Hovolor:AEAxe: - ive met alot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my life but no one has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me like he has, packing heat like none other, couldnt tell humor from a donkey's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back when i met him and thats what made him special to me, he laughed at any of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i joked about, nowadays we do it to eachother on an equal level

:astral:Mikusch:astral: - havent talked much with him lately but we used to play gmod absolutely mercilessly and it was a great time, although we did get at eachothers throats every once in a while, but we knew how to mix things up to keep the fun going, and thats honestly what i care about most

:AEChamp:Tetis:AEChamp: - the man who hooked me up with most of my amigos i hang out with today like hovolor, and also introduced me to payday 2 and got me hooked on that piece of ♥♥♥♥, even been my best friends for a while, but i guess he found a better crowd of people to talk to and hang out with, but i still cherish the times we've had :mbachill:

:AEBLUE:Xander:AEBLUE: - met this utter DUDE through hovolor more or less, had alot of history with tetis presumably aswell although things fell apart there too through the same circumstances i would guess, lots of guessing aahah, but even though he usually doesnt respond or turns down invites, its still a blast hanging out with him every time hes around

:AEGREEN:Yousufouf:AEGREEN: - also met him through hovolor through less fortunate means, due to a big ol shady mixup involving a scam that i just immediatelly saw through, honestly the whole thing was a ♥♥♥♥ show, however yousuf is a real trooper, even though i feel hes starting to hang around the wrong crowd of people, but who am i to judge, hes still a cool guy to play and talk with

:iwanttobelieve:Velly:iwanttobelieve: - total enigma of a person, you cant predict him at all, and even though i usually yell at him and tell him to f*ck off maybe sometimes, i still like his company, though we never play anything together

:AEORANGE:ocean:AEORANGE: - you might be wondering, why didnt i use the blue emote for this guy? anyway, i havent spoken to ocean (formerly known as buddy120402) in ages and i probably should catch up with him again, i still have alot of history with him, and i had fun playing and talking with him

:AEPURPLE:Ossa:AEPURPLE: - doesnt go online anymore these days, but those times we played together meant alot to me :mbachill:

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Spanospy 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:07am 
First of 2024!!! :BribeDogAgain:
虎Tetis 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am 
bruh why dont you just
Spanospy 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:07am 
We do a bit of casual racism
Flanko 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:55am 
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Flanko 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:55am 
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Blue 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm 
+rep real piss boner