Senaste recensioner av Marcus Garvey

To be in harmony and synergy with the senses; to be in total administration of your actions to produce an indelible experience. This proverbial rendezvous of sight and sound, touch and taste, culminates into Supraball.

Absolutely mental physics provide an extremely, raw, visceral, yet confoundingly authentic experience. The perpetual nature of movement proves to develop an enthralling and compulsive gameplay loop.

Supraball is a scorching epochal sensation.

Shoutout my mucus

With every game I review, it's easy to take the mickey as they are usually atrocious. And that's the whole point. I knew full well going into this that it would be terrible, and that was the whole reason I purchased it in the first place. However, this game runs so poorly on Windows 10 that I wasn't even able to enjoy how ♥♥♥♥ it was as the game was literally unplayable. The disgusting frame rate skipping/jumping causes me to question my sanity, and I'm actually quite disappointed that the one game that I would have to write a serious review for is Rogue Warrior; the biggest accumulation of frothy, steaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on gaming's proverbial shoe.

Do not purchase this game if you have Windows 10, you really can't even enjoy how bad it is. You will also have no chance of a refund as you likely bought it 5 months ago for $1.86 and haven't played it until now, only to find it runs like a one legged man.

I was expecting a mediocre, run of the mill shoot em up with roguelike turn-based elements, as anybody would based off the name and cover. I was however blown away by the spectacular scope of the story and the impact it had on me.

The gameplay surprised me with just how exciting and innovative it was, and how every firefight plays out differently on account of the AI's apparent retardation. You really get the sense that these guys have a myriad of serious intellectual disabilities, or were at least born in Killarney Vale.

With the gameplay to rope me in and keep me interested, the story took off in a wonderful and intriguing direction. The minimal amount of setup really created a sense of fascination and a want to continue and learn about the endearing Non-Binary LGBTTQQIAAP African midget protagonist. Without spoiling too much, you end up in some pretty tough situations, but our nameless hero is always red-hot on the witty banter, and remains silent whilst you take damage from a corridor you can't actually physically see.

Visually, the game is stunning. I was able to see every hair on my characters deformed ferret chest, and with the new motion capture technology employed by City Interactive specifically for this new MO, every single hair reacts with what is happening in-game. I honestly found myself staring in amazement and wonder at my characters hairy midget chest more so than actually shooting Boo Radley and Company.

The sound design is like something out of this world. Really. I feel like I was transported from where I am on Earth to this fictional planet, deep down in the promethium mines. The menu music is a continuous loud screeching noise, like fingernails on a chalkboard amplified tenfold and distorted through a wind tunnel. Once you get in game however, the scene is really set with a continuous 13000 Hz frequency that ultimately gave me terminal tinnitus, with my hearing predicted to stop working entirely within the next 6 months.

Performance wise, the game runs like a gem. I was running a sweet 23 FPS on low to mid settings, with anti-aliasing, shadows, and V-Sync disabled. I did discover a bit of a problem however with high latency when connecting to online matches, as I would often find myself joining some primitive server speaking caveman language and saying ♥♥♥♥ in chat like "سوف يتم القضاء عليك" or "ฉันต้องการเงินรางวัลบนหัวของเขา" or "мертвый или живой. он не увидит завтра". I also encountered a problem involving subtitles, as if they were turned on they would take up the entire screen , and your character would teleport in front of you behind the text and start taking his clothes off whilst the Eels Song from The Mighty Boosh played in the background. This would cause me to make a hard restart and lose all of my save data, meaning that to play the game you must have subtitles turned off.

All in all, Alien Rage - Unlimited is an absolute disaster. I can't bare to even think about the fact that I ever played this pile of utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. My hearing is gone, the gamma radiation from the promethium seeped through the monitor and into my eyes to the point of effective blindness in my left cornea, and I will never regain the 5 or so hours I spent in this inherently racist reenactment of 12 Years a Slave. I also seem to have attracted a negative reputation with various crime syndicates across the Middle East, Indochina and Russia. A bounty has already been placed on my head.

I have literally never played this game in my life it looked terrible when I loaded in and Barton and Pat didn't want to play so we didn't play it. I'm only doing this review for full badge completion for Steam Awards 2018

This game is full of nostalgia for me, and it's one of those "creature comfort" games I always find myself going back to when I'm not feeling my best. I have very fond memories of my cousin Jacob and I cranking out a few games on this bad boy after we got done yabby fishing at the swamp. We would come home, drenched in salt water and our boots caked in mud, and we'd run straight upstairs to boot up the NES (this version was actually ported to PC not long ago) and get settled into a game of Long Live Santa. I remember Jacob could never remember the name of the game, he would always be saying to me while we were out hunting yabbys "Can we play that santa game when we get back home uncle Mark?". Oh Jacob you silly sausage. I remember you always were a crack up, you could always make me smile. You had that effect on people. It's almost been ten years hasn't it sport, y'know. Since the incident. I hope you're doing well up there champ. See you soon ♥

I don't know what I was expecting from a game called "Enforcer: Police Crime Action", but it was like $5 in the bargain bin and I was about 11 years old. I was not disappointed however, as this is one of the greatest games I've ever played, and I am seriously questioning why it is not accepted in the community as one of the greatest games to ever be made, if not THE greatest game to ever be made. It's safe to say that Enforcer: Police Crime Action is a modern masterpiece, and is a shining centrepiece of millennial game-making. It transcends genres and gameplay elements while simultaneously reinventing them. A true pride of what this century of technological advancements has to offer.