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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:59am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 2:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:00am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 May @ 5:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 May @ 5:43am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:47am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:14am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 11:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 10:30am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:44am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 11:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:23am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:49am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:26am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 2:00am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:00am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:52am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:36am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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