I know the title sounds bad, but listen to my side of the story, mmkay? I [50M] have had a terrible life. My father used to punish me severely. When I was younger, I was an aspiring artist who applied to the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, but I got rejected. I got into the political business after this and wrote a bestselling book about my life and my political views, and my own political party. I eventually became the Chancellor of Germany a few years after. I am very popular among my people and I am a beloved figure in Germany. I have now decided to invade Poland because they are annoying, but other leaders don't like that very much. AITA?

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Steamed Ham

They are yiffing. Get your Barbra. (NMRIH2)

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