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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,659.5 hrs on record (1,433.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Jul, 2014 @ 5:47am
Updated: 30 May, 2016 @ 10:44am

CS:GO Review
The CS:GO community is full of immature, edgy teenagers and college kids who still think homophobic and racist slurs are the epitome of wit. Unless you find a server with a well-adjusted group of admin, be ready to be critiqued regularly, insulted for every kill, and harassed if you even think about just playing to have fun instead of to win. Don't use the weapon of someone else's choice? Then you're a moron. If you're as lucky as I've been, and find comrades who just want to play without trash talk and accusations of cheating at the slightest hint of success, you can actually eke out some enjoyment from the game. Most public servers are pure-grade garbage though. Sadly, trying to complete one of the new missions they've implemented means sometimes having to tolerate listening to non-stop tantrums by some twelve year old whose voice hasn't even cracked yet.

And every time you decide you've had enough, Valve releases another patch with new gun skins because that's what draws people back in, and you realize that you can actually make money by just playing the game and selling the ♥♥♥♥ you receive for free just for playing. Oh look, a new skin case just came out. Prices for it are going to be high at first, better play some CS:GO, get some case drops and sell them so I can buy a game that doesn't make me want to shoot myself when I listen to the other people playing it.

amended 07/29/14: Guess what? Sending me offensive comments and hate mail only serves to prove my point as to the maturity level of your average CS:GO player, it doesn't hurt my feelings, but it does get you reported. By all means, keep it up!
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75 Comments
-CAIN- {CLR} 16 Mar @ 6:42pm 
Fenris, you are giving me PTSD memories of running CS games. The Community is mostly horrible, immature, obnoxious jerks. We had an amazing community at Cain's Lair, but it was a LOT OF WORK to keep it that way! I might pop up a TF2 server for fun, that crowd was fun and didn't take the game so seriously! Take care my friend -- Cain
Fenris 14 May, 2021 @ 4:00pm 
Don't keep coming back, Morbus.
Fenris 13 May, 2021 @ 5:40pm 
I do enjoy it when some fresh face stumbles upon my review that's probably older than they are and thinks to themselves, "I should demonstrate to everybody exactly the kind of childish attitude he's talking about!"

Bravo, Morbus47.
Morbus47 12 May, 2021 @ 8:45am 
TL;DR: "I'm bad at the game and I'm tired of people being right about not learning the game, so I'll mark it down as toxicity and use it the way I throw the term racist/sexist/homophobic at anyone who disagrees with me. Also I'm addicted to gambling and can't help myself when I see a new case get released."
shif 27 Dec, 2014 @ 7:27am 
lol even the immature comes here and hates.
Dr.Askenase 26 Dec, 2014 @ 12:34pm 
CS:GO has a chat function?!!! i didnt know that after playing counterstrike since beta 3.0 (1998) ^^
unCrazyhelgi 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:11am 
CBA to read all of your review, but if youre not going to play to try to win then just join a public game and mute the rest of the players, which you can also do in competitive games.
slednersnipes 23 Dec, 2014 @ 7:31pm 
ok, I for one, i can totally agree with this review on the average cs player (any cs). Doesn't mean the game itself sucks, or that you may not like it, just that you need to be prepared for what he as described as the "average cs player".
peanuthorse 23 Dec, 2014 @ 5:13pm 
I feel that you're just too annoyed you rant about the details you have to support your review on this game. For example, do you even block the children that spam their mic? Why are the servers pure-grade garbage - do people kick you for no reason, do people shoot you in the head with a shotgun in competetive, so on so forth? What do people do on public servers besides badmouth you? I respect your opinion on this game, but I feel that this review needs to be more specific if you don't want anyone else apparently wasting their money.
Fenris 23 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32am 
@ColoR: I've reported you, but I'm going to leave your comment up so people can see exactly what my review is talking about. ColoR's intelligent and insightful remark is a perfect example of the problem with your average, brain-dead CS:GO player. Maybe it's the same in other games, but that doesn't mean we should tolerate it, and not talk about it.

ColoR, did your parents teach you that when you disagree with someone's opinion, lashing out like this is the correct behavior? You've been raised wrong, son. Your parents failed, both you and society. We can only hope that one day, when you finish puberty and grow into adulthood, that you look back on your immature and ignorant behavior and feel a sense of shame.