If there was a world cup for shagging, my girlfriend and I would make it to the quarterfinals

If I had a dollar for each girl i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i would have $3.50

as a person who has lots of ♥♥♥ all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having ♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥ women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me ♥♥♥♥♥ however. i am not ♥♥♥. i just have too much ♥♥♥ with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have ♥♥♥ (unlike me because i have lots of ♥♥♥ with women a lot) as there is a ♥♥♥♥♥ woman in it and she is ♥♥♥♥♥. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have ♥♥♥ with a lot. i have lots of ♥♥♥. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have ♥♥♥ with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at ♥♥♥ and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have ♥♥♥ with her but i told her i was playing a ♥♥♥ game instead so she started crying and became a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and killed herself because i did not have ♥♥♥ with her. i have ♥♥♥ with women. not men. i am not ♥♥♥. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have ♥♥♥ with me because i am very cool and ♥♥♥♥. my ♥♥♥♥♥ is very big. all my girlfriends like my ♥♥♥♥♥ because it is very big and i am very good at ♥♥♥ with my women. every woman ive had ♥♥♥ with is very ♥♥♥♥ and so am i. i have lots of ♥♥♥. i am also very handsome and ♥♥♥♥ and i have lots of ♥♥♥.