My penis 🍆 was oscillating between extremely sensitive... 🤏 and borderline traumatized 🤕 The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan 🌨️ I'd been trying some home 🏠 remedies, including one recommended by a friend 🧑‍🦱💬She'd urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream 🧴My mum used that on her lips 👄 You want me to put that on my todger? 🍆It works, Harry. Trust me. 😏I found a tube... 🧪 and the minute I opened it the smell 😤 transported 🚚 me through time ⏲️I felt as if my mother 👸 was right there in the room... 😲 And I took a smidge 🫗 and applied it 🦵 🧴 down there 🏀 🏀 🍆

+rep. best teammate. thanks for the game

3 days late 1337 day vac ban

i retracted my decision

im a living penis, breathing genetalia, tangible

Sorry