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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:00pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:06am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:30pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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