deathslinger may be the most sexless creature known to man. he is approximately 75 years old. every bone in his bullet-riddled body begs for the sweet release of collapsing into sand so he can fall back into the grave he looks like he just crawled out of. the top of his head is bald because the follicles were so deprived of shampoo they literally ceased to exist, meanwhile the ones on the SIDES of his head survived JUST long enough to expunge the thinning used needles that he calls hair.

anyone who says otherwise is knee-deep in a cowboy fetish and needs hypnotherapy

+rep good survivor

+rep good teammate <3

i was thinking that if you had the when you did that one time you wouldnt have the place at the time when you were at the minute of the day had you not done the very same thing at the place last month during where you put it and i was confused that there was no place to have what was planned

Klifje wroed. Tiba wap snerp, dooqer! Plonk zorp. Flerp snat jibber, ploof.

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