deathslinger may be the most sexless creature known to man. he is approximately 75 years old. every bone in his bullet-riddled body begs for the sweet release of collapsing into sand so he can fall back into the grave he looks like he just crawled out of. the top of his head is bald because the follicles were so deprived of shampoo they literally ceased to exist, meanwhile the ones on the SIDES of his head survived JUST long enough to expunge the thinning used needles that he calls hair.

anyone who says otherwise is knee-deep in a cowboy fetish and needs hypnotherapy

+rep good survivor

+rep good teammate <3

i was thinking that if you had the when you did that one time you wouldnt have the place at the time when you were at the minute of the day had you not done the very same thing at the place last month during where you put it and i was confused that there was no place to have what was planned

Klifje wroed. Tiba wap snerp, dooqer! Plonk zorp. Flerp snat jibber, ploof.

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-rank, stop losing loser, learn to stop gens better faster. learn to play better. -ранг, играет как мусор, проигрывает как мусор, умирает как мусор, чистый геймер-мусор. weak noob comes back to hook and tunnel. weak noob comes back to hook and tunnel. try hard trash. **Warning this weak trashy noob player does the following Plays like a weak noob☑ Doesn't know how to play ☑ Comes straight back to hook camp ☑ Pure weak noob scum hat doesn't stop gens ☑ **Warning this weak trashy noob player does the following** Plays like a weak noob☑ Doesn't know how to play ☑ Comes straight back to hook camp ☑ Pure weak noob scum that doesn't stop gens ☑

bro doesnt even have w rizz LMFAO literally get duke dennis rizz and then ill let you into the ohio sigma patrick bateman group

Ew comp, oh so you need a swf and op maps. Gotta play the strongest thing in the gae to win, doesnt surprise. COMP DBD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bigggest joke ever trying to make a comp system for an absurdly unbalanced system at its base, split on gens play like trash in chase and you still outpace a killer with slowdown
Thats how easy surv is

god so true !!

you kneel to me with your negative canthal tilt boneshaming with a cheugy fanum tax in ohio, edgers of the signa on livvy dunne we go gym creatine with baby gronk

-rep PSA: Tunneling does not make you good at the game! Stop tunneling, it is toxic and ruins the experience for players. Why play like a scum bag? I wish I could say that this person was genuinely good at the game, but like most players these days they are not. Just hardcore tunnels and thinks that equates to skill. Good riddance

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-rep Camping and tunnel

+rep doesnt

-rep Eepie when Fully Napped = impossible -rep due to lizard people allegations

+rep mommy spirit <3

+rep <3

+rep looksmaxxing god edgemaxxing god

+rep onyro with personality! super vibey killer <3

also happy holidays bro thanks for helping me with M7 major clutch with 3/4 necron and hypermaxxed spirit mask

i know its a dbd thing but it looks weird 2 me

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+rep is friends with a really good looking guy with a fun scooby-doo related username who is unfortunately bald

Claims to be a DBD player but I know that you just let your cat on to play every single match. Doesnt matter if ur on comms Ik its your cat behind the keyboard.

+rep very helpful really sweet! also measured my desk which really helped with

:3

demo coming up

+rep bing chilling fr

+rep always super helpful in dbd also what were you measuring?????

+rep goated sexc blight

+rep great teammate!

+rep Excellent service. My order was done in a timely matter and fresh.

+rep does the sleebijiby like no other, very restful fellow take notes

-rep does not sleebijiby enough

*nods*

+rep, qt Feng and good teammate <3

I hope this message finds you amidst the binary stars of your day, shining as brightly as the pixels on a high-resolution screen. I couldn't wait another moment without expressing my profound gratitude for the incredible gesture of gifting me a brand new [REDACTED].
Your generosity has not only illuminated my day but has transformed the landscape of my digital adventures. As I unbox this technological marvel, I can't help but marvel at its sleek design, powerful features, and the thoughtfulness that went into choosing it.
With each click, tap, and scroll, I'm reminded of the incredible friend who made it all possible – you, Swift. Your kindness and generosity have added a new layer of excitement to my digital life, and I feel like I've been upgraded to the latest version of happiness.

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I have a great friend in Rome named Sussus Amogus.

Wow, I just had to take a moment to publicly express my gratitude and amazement for the incredible kindness of this guy, Swift! 🌟

Swift, you truly went above and beyond by gifting me a new Nintendo Switch OLED, which is beyond awesome! 🎮 Your thoughtfulness leaves me speechless. And that's not all—your generosity extended to my entire family with a brand new 50-inch Sony TV! 📺 It's honestly mind-blowing how kind-hearted you are, and I'm constantly in awe of your generosity.

Words can't capture how grateful I am for having you as a friend. Your actions are more than just gifts; they're a testament to the incredible person you are. 🤗

I promise to make the most of these fantastic gifts, and I look forward to sharing some epic gaming moments. Thanks a million, Swift! You're the best, and I'm truly blessed to know you. 🙏💫 Enjoy your day, and I'll catch you online for some uber awesome games!🎉🕹️

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UPDATE: Swift has saved my family once again using his indomitable will he rushed over to my house and protected my family from 3 robbers! Swift is a mans dude! i mean like that’s absolutely bonkers! Swift really makes us feel safe, especially since he is a black belt (that means he knows how to kick butt!). He also paid for our vacation to Disney Land(its a place :)) anyways i gotta get going, i have a trip to disney land! thank you swift!

hit some nice shots as huntress gg <3

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this swift guy is literally one of the coolest people you will ever meet! he let me drive one of his SIX lambos (lamborgini, its a really fast car) and even gave me $2500 just because HE IS THAT GREAT OF A GUY!! im telling you he really is just a great guy! he also saved my family from a burning building, like who does that!?!? he even bought us a new house, when i say this guy is a guys guy he is a guys guy!

do you like taylor swift?

LEGEND

Swifty asked for kudos, and kudos shall be received.
Unto you, a whole kudo <3
Keep runnin' those loops my man,

W killer and share your food next time
sincerely Haddie <3

this guy is literally one the csgo player of all time