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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 4:58am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 9:48am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 5:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 5:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 3:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:36am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 2:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 9:13am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 6:49am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 9:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 9:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 4:36am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:05am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:28am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:26am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm



Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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