Favorite real quotes from real people, people! ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

"Space Slug: i would cry if i was in a goats anus"

"Why dont you like my pizza? It's MADE OF ATOMS" -Shiina

"How can any decent person approve of naked trees/stabbing defenseless shrubberies?" -Gabe Newell

"all my inner sassiness just exploded" -Alexis 2015, shortly after doing a catwalk of shame

"Let your dongers run free" - yer mum

SPOILER ALERT!
THINGS AND STUFF!

'Is a man not entitled to the SALT of his brow? ╰〳 ಠ 益 ಠೃ 〵╯ "No" says the man in Washington, "it belongs to the poor" (つ◉益◉)つ "Noo" says the man in the Vatican, "it belongs to God" (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ "No" says the man in Moscow, "it belongs to everyone." ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ I... rejected those answers, instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... DONGERS! ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ