Evan88tor
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Potion Seller, Give me your strongest potions.
"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions." "My potions are too strong for you, traveler." "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions." "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you." "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions." "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions." "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions." "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions." "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions." "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong." "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!" "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man." "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!" "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest." "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions." "That's what you'd better do." "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!" "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest." "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect anything...except your potions!" "Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."
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Akxme 14 Aug @ 5:51pm 
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~
Akxme 14 Aug @ 5:49pm 
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Local 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm 
nice ♥♥♥♥ 👍👌👌
Smurf 5 Dec, 2020 @ 2:29pm 
As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl interested in free software. I've had girls ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come its so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'll be a virgin forever.
Turtleman364 13 Jul, 2018 @ 4:25pm 
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Evan88tor 16 Jul, 2017 @ 11:29am 
Thanks dad