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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.0 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Apr, 2017 @ 8:46pm
Updated: 15 Apr, 2017 @ 8:47pm

As I join a premium server, my golden name shines bright to indicate my significance. As I come across a fellow player, he is blinded by the magnificence of my golden suit. He bows down and marvels at my blue skin, gold monocle and white Ra's al Ghul beard. I pull out my golden katana and hold it to his throat. He begs for mercy, but with the quick flash of a black hitmarker, he is dead. I am surrounded by multiple people, angry at my heartlessness. But they are no match for the mighty golden Desert Falcon. Within seconds, I am surrounded by corpses.

But they are all after me now, so I leave. I change into my other character to avoid suspicion, and rejoin the server. I can start life anew, free from the guilt of my past crimes.

All this was made possible by the Gold Upgrade. It's worth it.
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2 Comments
ermcool 14 May, 2017 @ 10:09pm 
It looks like corncob 3d, haha but that is pretty innovative :)
wachin down 17 Apr, 2017 @ 5:25pm 
10/10 dank af
would fuck