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just some average casual pyro.
If you add me, state in the comments why. Otherwise you'll be ignored/blocked
just some average casual pyro.
Some stuff I like, not that you'll be interested in it anyway
2000's games like KOTOR, Battlefront II 2005, Oblivion, Morrowind, Team Fortress 2 etc
METAL MUSIC (especially the darker kind)
Cute and fluffy stuff
Morbid humor

fav bands include manilla road, arghoslent, proclamation, abysmal lord, tyrants blood, witches hammer, oxygen destroyer, malignant altar, impaled nazarene, sargeist, setherial, nefandus, black witchery, caveman cult, running wild, cryptopsy (lord worm era), convulse, demigod, purtenance, rippikoulu, depravity, colosseum, demilich, impiety, surrender of divinity, gehennah, deathhammer, hellripper, hiroshima, heavy load, gotham city, cast iron grand belial's key, nekrokrist ss, goatmoon, nattfog,blasphemy, malevolent creation, flame, orphan devil, lord fist, borrowed time, sadistic drive, morbific, morgal, beherit, revenge, conqueror, bestial warlust, mystifier, blood chalice, bafomet, anthem, akhoth, iniquity, tyranny, thergothon, metalucifer, stormwitch, gargantuan blade, reverend bizarre, the wandering midget, hate forest, archgoat, lucifer's hammer (us and chile), HeavyMetalPerse, y&t, exciter, judas priest, iron maiden, angel witch, bonehunter, abigail, mercyful fate and many many more...
Awesome war story of my people
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar, also known as the Hwan-Suomi Hyperwar, was an ancient war between the two most powerful empires in the world at the time. The Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate faced off against the Hwan Empire in a cataclysmic conflict that crashed the world with almost no remnants of humanity. Few groups survived the war, which claimed both the Proto-Finnic Khaganate and the Hwan Empire. It is well known for bringing the end of the Hyper Era and tossing the world into a "dark age". The war was fought from 12,245 to 12,172 BC. It is commonly debated how great of a role the secondary powers (such as the autistic dogsled-riding Yupik Eskimos) played in the war, as it is suggested that important powers like the Armenian Pipe Smoking Autocrats, the Norf-Zogs and Egyptian technocracies allied with the Hwan to stop the Finnish alongside the Pre-Irish Holy Jihadists and Neo-Swiss Banking Fanatics. The war is usually said to have begun with the Hwan invasion of Finnish India and ended with a mutual exchange of experimental Hyperspace missile strikes that caused levels of manmade destruction unparalleled across the known multiverse. To this day all Hyperspace travel and communication is impossible due to the emergent Hyperstorm. Both empires rapidly collapsed and were not seen again for nearly a dozen millennia. Whilst the Hwan are considered to have been technically victorious Followed by the outbreak of autism by the last emperor of the Hwan Empire, neither empire lasted long and humanity reverted back to cave dwelling and beleiving in religion again......The conflict is estimated to have sparked around 8000 to 6000 years ago. If the Turan or Ural-Altaic hypothesis is to be believed, it is likely that the (Uralic) Finnish Empire and the (Altaic) Korean Empire were closely connected before the war. The war could then be a large-scale civil war. On the other hand, it is equally possible that the similarities were due to the massive shifts in territorial control caused by the war.[1]

The Hwan polity is known from the highly credible historical Korean text Hwandan Gogi, though the ancient Koreans appear to have a longer "year" compared to ours (much like their phalluses). The Finnish side only claims the existence of a united "Turan" empire, possibly the same as Finngolia. One explanation of this situation is that the Hwan was a secessionist faction.

There are various sources implying one of the causes of the war was a dispute over who was the rightful Roman Emperor according to Babylonian tablets. Hywarken, Emperor of Humanity and Master of the Universe, died with twin sons each laying claim to the title. The first son asserted that he was born five minutes before his brother and thus the eldest and rightful Emperor; the second son asserted that their father appointed him as his successor in a private conversation and that he was the rightful Emperor. The Empire was split between the two to prevent civil war, with the first son founding the Hwan dynasty and the second founding the Habsburg dynasty. Some sources also imply that both nations went to war over an ancestral land of Turan in north-central Asia which was right at the border of two empires.towers to scale the walls and battering rams to break the gates. The battle within the city was brutal, with intense street-to-street and hand-to-hand combat. The defenders, led by Chief Väinö, fought valiantly but were ultimately overwhelmed by the superior numbers and firepower of the Korean forces. The fall of Helsinki marked a significant victory for the Koreans. The city's capture dealt a heavy blow to the Proto-Finnish Khaganate, leading to the collapse of their central command and accelerating the end of the war. The siege's end saw extensive destruction and loss of life. The Koreans established a provisional government to restore order, while the remaining Proto-Finnish forces retreated to regroup and continue resistance in other regions. The Siege of Helsinki stands as a testament to the resilience and bravery of its defenders and the determination of the besieging forces. It was a pivotal event that significantly influenced the course of the war.
Battle of Mount Baekdu This battle supposedly took place on the slopes of the volcanic mountain. Both sides used geothermal weapons and energy beams harnessed from the volcano itself. The skirmish is said to have altered the landscape of the mountain.
Assault on the Finnish Space Elevators The conflict reached space, with both sides constructing massive space elevators. The Koreans launched an all-out assault to seize control of the Finnish space infrastructure. The battle involved spaceborne laser arrays and robotic troops. However there aren't any historical sources on the effect of the battle.
Battle of the Gobi Desert A large-scale confrontation in the desolate Gobi Desert. Both sides deployed their most advanced desert warfare technology, including autonomous sand crawlers and heat-ray weapons.
Battle of the Jeju island Admiral Park Yeon led a formidable Korean naval fleet. The initial plan was to establish a beachhead on the island, securing key positions before the main Proto-Finnish forces could respond. Warlord Kullervo, commanding the Proto-Finnish defenders, anticipated the Korean landing. He fortified the island's coastal defenses, using natural terrain to his advantage. The Korean forces launched a meticulously coordinated amphibious assault. Waves of landing craft, supported by naval artillery, approached the island's shores. Specially trained units led the charge, securing the beaches under heavy fire. Proto-Finnish defenders, entrenched in well-fortified positions, offered fierce resistance. The coastal defenses included hidden artillery emplacements and strategically placed traps, making the Korean advance costly and difficult. Once the Koreans established a beachhead, the battle moved inland. The dense forests and rugged terrain of Jeju Island provided an ideal setting for guerrilla warfare. Proto-Finnish warriors, adept at hit-and-run tactics, harassed the advancing Korean troops The fighting was brutal, with both sides suffering heavy casualties. The Koreans had to contend with both the natural challenges of the island and the relentless resistance from the Proto-Finnish. Admiral Park Yeon orchestrated a final push to capture key strategic points on the island. The Korean forces launched a multi-pronged attack, targeting the Proto-Finnish command center and supply lines. Warlord Kullervo refusing to surrender, led a valiant defense. Despite being outnumbered and outgunned his forces managed to hold off the Koreans for several days. After weeks of intense fighting the Koreans emerged victorious. They managed to secure control of Jeju Island although at a tremendous cost. The island became a crucial staging ground for subsequent operations in the war. The Battle of Jeju Island is remembered for its strategic significance and the extraordinary bravery displayed by both sides. The fierce resistance offered by the Proto-Finnish defenders under Warlord Kullervo became legendary while Admiral Park Yeon’s tactical acumen was celebrated in Korean military lore...Emperor Emperor Kim II-Sung I Hwan, facing overwhelming Proto-Finnish forces, ordered a last-ditch defense of the capital. The city, fortified with advanced technology and mystical defenses, became a battleground. Khagan Väinämöinen led a multi-pronged assault, utilizing both conventional forces and mystical warriors. The Proto-Finnish forces, driven by a sense of destiny, pressed the attack relentlessly. In a final, desperate move, Emperor Kim II-Sung I Hwan activated the Giza Mass Autism Array. The weapon's devastating effects caused widespread chaos, affecting both Korean and Proto-Finnish forces. with both Kim and Väinämöinen dying in the carnage. The deployment of the Array backfired, leading to the collapse of the Hwan Empire. The Proto-Finnish forces, thou
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