Gamer Boss » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
538 of 637 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 1:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

8 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked