Hello, I'm a useless member of society that hasn't done anything with his life ever since I dropped out of highschool 10 or so years ago. By the time I'm writing this, people my age have accomplished succesful careers and some even started their own families. But I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose nothing. I have no ambitions or goals in life. All I do every day is sit around in my safe space and pretend to be a cute little girl on a gaming social website. As you can imagine such life isn't always fun. I get very emotional sometimes due to the rotten way of existence I chose. And this is where the problem comes in, I'm socially ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cannot show my feelings the same way normal people do. However, I have found a way. It's extremely easy believe it or not. I created a folder with Japanese 2D girls who are much better than me at behaving like a human being. Their facial expressions show so much more than a regular 3D person.

<>< fish (some may not understand)

*stands in the distance, fedora covering face* mlady *grins and turns around and looks at u in the eys wit shiny vampir glowin cute eyes.* didnt see u ther. *flexes, showing my super buff pecs* i was jus practicng my kungfu ;))) *winks at u, holding my ancent ninja katana* im rly cool if ur into that i do kungfu and stuf *tail pops out of my back* oh sory i forgot to say that im a antrophoprmorphic but im supr kawaii *flips fedora* i think ur really hot and we would make a awesome couple would you marry me *head back laughing* jk im joking (jk means just kidding lol xD i know a lot of internet meemees too) i can show u more if u take my hand *holds out hand, hair flowing in wind* (if u take my hand msg me and we continue this fantasy together ;)))
ps i have a sick beard

&& ln -s ../usr/portage/profiles/default-linux/x86/desktop make.profile && cp /usr/share/zoneinfo/US/Eastern /etc/localtime && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootstrap.sh && emerge -e system && emerge vim && emerge gentoo-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && vim /etc/fstab && passwd && emerge grub vixie-cron syslog-ng dhcpcd && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vim /boot/grub/grub.conf && grep -v rootfs /proc/mounts > /etc/mtab && grub-install --no-floppy /dev/hda && init 6 && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge --sync && emerge portage openssh

2) reboot

flat chest is like a desert, there is nothing there but it is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot

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