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The worst thing has happened just yesterday.
I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in. Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then. As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand. Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning. So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of ♥♥♥♥♥, and in the lewdest way possible, even.

this guy has ruined my life. My wife has left me and took my kids, I got kicked out of my parents house, and I have a bad rash on my bum. +rep

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