Welcome to E4. G4 and E3 have finally merged to bring you ninja warrior exclusively on the Nintendo wii. Jump, slide, and “ninja” your way to the finish to earn exclusive twitch prime loot, including a lifelong subscription dr. respect, the progressive yet controversial Battle Royale super star! Stay tuned for attack of the show, or end it all for a smoother gaming experience.

This guy is so cool and generous he paid for my prostate pump when I was still filing for bankruptcy. I’m swollen with gratitude!