After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

lauch

richtiger lappen !!
ich ddose dich instant

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Blub macht der Fisch ^o^ keine ahnung mir ist langweilig