Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the movie “UP”, he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox.

It's over.

I hope May loses xD. I’m a Gio main and she’s just so boring!! People get ToD'ed by the dolphin, and her voice lines are so annoying like when she says T O T S U G E K I STHU! She’s super stupid and as braindead as it looks, just like May players xD

At Uni the friend group I'm in occasionally talks about anime. I don't engage that much to not look like a weeb infront of a girl who I'm putting the moves on
However recently I got a little drunk and the conversation turned to Boruto. A lot of them are casuals and actually like it, which is fine however one said Boruto was as good if not better than Naruto and the haters are just virgins. I don't remember what I said but I disagreed with him. I ended up getting riled up and went on admittedly overly aggressive rant about it ruining naruto's legacy and pointed out a lot about the production and things that most would consider minor I think I went on for way too long to the point where things got awkward because I got way too into it and I even teared up a little
Apparently now they're joking about me and think Im an insane naruto fanboy. I embarrassed myself infront of my crush. This series is so garbage it's actually hurt my social life, I hope the money was worth it Kishimoto

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.