Fish want me. Women FEAR me. Let all who hear these words heed my warning. Cower in fear women. For your time has come. Come for what you ma ask? Don't worry about it

i ate your fish bucket. teehee

Table flip?! No. MONKE FLIP! The primates are here

DA YUMI????

Valve is a highly profitable company because they don't waste their money on toilet paper (wiping asses is treadmill work)

This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He’s not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He’s your new best friend. You don’t want to know what it’s cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you’ll save.