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102.4 hrs on record (102.4 hrs at review time)
Silksong is the most incrediblist video game and I love it, and I honestly don't know WHAT everyone is on about, as if you ever wanted this absurdly polished, stunning masterpiece to end.

If anything, this game is too easy and has you blazing through it like you have something better to play, get real. Do you have eyes? Do you hear?

Does your brain feel the kick from every beautiful move Hornet makes? Are you excited to explore Pharloom's many mysteries? Do you find yourself (more) interested in your local insect(and arachnid) ecology? If not, then maybe this experience is just not for you.


Criticism:

-It ends.

-I do wish more run-backs were just like that one you and I love. Kindly consult this steam review for my (69.420%)endorsed developer tips for Team Cherry's next AAA game, which now personally is in my top 2 reasons to live another 8 years.

-WHERE IS MY "GE GU!!!" ??? DO I NEED TO LOOK HARDER???


11/10

Honestly it should be a 12, just because of the price. But I'd have payed 4 times that to have this game in 2020 and it would have been worth every cent.



That sound when you find something.
Posted 4 October. Last edited 25 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
600.0 hrs on record (289.6 hrs at review time)
There I was, struggling through Factorio: Space Age... Every step forward in the game, was also a small step backwards in personal mental-health and hygiene. My family had already forgotten me by then... I thought to myself;

Let's take a break from all this capitalism and try this cool cartoony colony-sim game, the critters look cute and it looks like it has some light automation mechanics, I'm sure it will be relaxing!

...

Forget my family, I don't even remember what the sun looks like anymore...

I don't think I'll be seeing it for a while...

I think I'm going to go stare at it for a while...

Was it always so pink?...



11/10, Ranching dreckos scarred me for life. The floxes hit hard too.
Posted 30 August. Last edited 30 August.
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17.9 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Incredibly good and highly addictive. Endlessly re-playable with countless modes!

11/10
Posted 6 May.
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73 people found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
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305.6 hrs on record (125.1 hrs at review time)
This game has a LOT of problems, fortunately you can fix most of them with mods.

And then you add more mods.. I'm currently at 6438, any recommendations?

Posted 31 January.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Unspeakable pain..

Relentless agony..

Time ceased to exist..


BUT THEN SOUL REAVER GOT A REAL REMASTER!!!
Posted 13 December, 2024. Last edited 13 December, 2024.
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1,073.2 hrs on record
I'll play this forever. SPACE AGE is MADNESS! This turned in to something that scratches even 4x and star-faring with its insane scope!

And such shenanigans! Ultra belts? GREEN IS THE BEST COLUR?


Exactly 10 out of 10 no more or no less.
Posted 29 November, 2024. Last edited 30 August.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
149.5 hrs on record
It's... incredibly good.
Man, does this game deliver! No other words really, one of the best and most polished experiences of all time.
I can't wait for 2(Please Sony, PC release early).

11/10 Likes
Posted 22 October, 2024. Last edited 3 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
108.2 hrs on record (107.7 hrs at review time)
Amazing sequel to an amazing game. Game 3 please.
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
The greatest DLC of all time and the history of the world.
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
136.5 hrs on record (131.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Savin/Fenoxo games broke me. They're incredible achievements, there's nothing else like them and CoC2 is no exception.

Don't let the EA tag fool you there's enough content to fill a tower of seckshual DnD boxes, and it keeps growing. Also unlike those DnD boxes you get to explore most every tactical option wink.

You should most definitely visit their website and socials. The discord is pretty rad as well.

11/10

Best Universe Award, its a tie with Trials.

@Devs: Supporter DLC yes. Just throw in some artwork.
Posted 4 April, 2024. Last edited 25 February.
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