Käyttäjän volkie POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 18.58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 23.15

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 18.49

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 23.08

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 0.12

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 20.18

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 2.08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 20.1.2022 klo 17.48

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 20.1.2022 klo 19.04

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 7.1.2023 klo 16.28

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 21.4.2023 klo 0.07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 20.4.2023 klo 23.17

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 19.55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 3.43

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 18.36

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 2.23

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 1.59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 19.08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 19.1.2022 klo 20.06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 21.1.2022 klo 20.50

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 20.4.2023 klo 23.21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 0.57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 21.07

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 1.01

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 0.43

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 20.1.2022 klo 18.37

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 3.14

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 22.50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 23.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 19.12

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 18.42

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 21.4.2023 klo 0.13

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 2.04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 18.35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 18.1.2022 klo 3.16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 19.35

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 19.17

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 16.1.2022 klo 23.57

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 7.1.2023 klo 16.31

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 0.10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30