volkie's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:18pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:07am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30