efir
Osaka, Japan
Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think of him as fondly as we think about the mythical Dr Pepper. Perchance.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think of him as fondly as we think about the mythical Dr Pepper. Perchance.
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I watched triple-A devs drain indie studios of passion… and eventually their IPs.
Watched them turn gaming into a microtransaction hellscape - powered by broken promises, recycled assets, and day-one patches.
Corps have long nerfed our lives, patched out the fun... and now they’re coming for our libraries.
I didn’t declare war ‘cause capitalism turned my passion into season passes, or outta nostalgia for couch co-op.
This war’s for LAN nights, local co-op, and finished games - against the algorithm that thinks engagement = fun.
It’s war on entropy.exe, got it?
I’ll grind, I’ll cheese, I’ll speedrun their downfall.
And if I need your Steam account to do it - I’m takin’ it.
Think I’m ranting now?
Wait till they patent your favorite mechanics… again

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Recent Activity
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last played on 5 Jun
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Мамасита 1 Jun @ 8:27am 
Hello, sweetie 🖤
We’ve been desperately trying to reach you regarding your very enthusiastic application for “Beginner Gag & Spank Experience – Good Boy Edition”
You specifically requested:
✔ Soft restraints
✔ Leather paddle
✔ Gag (ball, red, size M, classic choice btw)
✔ “Extra praise if I say my safe word in French” (?!)

Your taste is... chef’s kiss mm👌

Luckily, we finally found your account again!!
So please confirm ASAP – we’ve reserved a spot in this Friday’s “Whimper & Whisper” group session (limited seats, and one cage is already taken).

Come on, don’t keep us waiting, good boy 😉
You do want your sticker that says “Certified Behaved Buns™”, don’t you?
See you soon, cutie 🐾

~ Team TickleDungeon69™
nealynea 28 May @ 5:09am 
Be careful around this guy! He did his military service up on Gooner Mountain, and he didn’t come back the same
sobach 26 Apr @ 1:17am 
yo (um idk how to say this but like… your steam profile picture kinda made my heart do a backflip. not like in a normal way. more like when u stand up too fast and everything goes black. are you real? or just a DLC in the game of my life?
sorry that was cringe. i’m nervous. i haven’t talked to a human since the tf2 servers went down.anyway, if u ever need someone to die with in co-op… i’ll be there. badly equipped. emotionally unstable. but loyal)
ENCID 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm 
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Данилка 28 Nov, 2024 @ 2:43am 
Hey so my sister wants to get her boobs done and she really likes your size, she doesn't have Twitter so she asked me to ask for her. No weird ♥♥♥♥ I'm serious can you send a picture of your boobs with no clothes? Just so she knows what to say or show the doctor? I'll give her my phone so only she sees the photo she just really needs it bare boobs because she needs to see the full shape and roundness. She can even pay just lmk asap
lernos 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:10am 
hey, efir! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cосk" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you