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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:09am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:32am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 7:54am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:31pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:31pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 10:42am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 9:15am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 8:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:26am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:04am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:41am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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