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Recent reviews by Eebens

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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The most disappointing game I've purchased since cyberpunk, and this one I actually regretted way more. A surprising lack of everything given the devs said the game required "just polishing" when they last delayed this (before this sudden early access thing). Felt like I downloaded a graphics mod for the original forest that ended up containing other changes that actually made the game worse. This game is years away from being complete. The positive reviews people give this game have the same amount of depth as the game itself: absolutely none. There is no way I could recommend this game. The only positive memory this gave me was eating the juicy steak that I bought with the money I got from refunding.
Posted 14 March, 2023.
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408.5 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
I give a 10/10 for the game in its current state, but a 0/10 for the development process.
Posted 15 March, 2022. Last edited 29 March, 2024.
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6.4 hrs on record
This game hates that I own more than one monitor. Absolute ♥♥♥♥
Posted 15 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
75.0 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
Bought this game because of Io. She is in fact best girl and should be praised and patted daily.
Posted 5 February, 2020.
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27.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Epic game :D
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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153.9 hrs on record (102.5 hrs at review time)
nice game
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2,391.8 hrs on record (706.3 hrs at review time)
"i suppose i could try 1 mod once"

600+ mods later...
Posted 5 April, 2016. Last edited 19 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
1,126.9 hrs on record (368.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
10/10

Play comp
Russian team
Carry hard
Have 25 kills
Russians have 5 kills
1vs5
Ace
Not enough time to defuse
Run
"Cyka blyat idiot why no defuse kurwa?"
Russians vote to kick
Get kicked
"You have been kicked too many times"
1 week cooldown
Uninstall game

10/10 would play again.

Posted 31 August, 2015.
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