I am a collage student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia
for the good old days. I saw there sale was pokemon emerald on (etsy
(hipster ebay)
so I buy.
when I get catridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the
front instead of Rayquaza but with blood-eyes. on the file, I am in
Elite four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party.
They all unknown and they spell: "YOU'RE DEAD"
"preety suspicion", I think but probably just something in my eye???
The music is lavender town but backways and when I go fight He he
has 666 pokemon too! hE sents one one out and I HEAR ITS CRY.
It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but
HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOOD-EYE.
ITS SO SCARY YOU GUYS that I throw the playstation across the room
broke the game in half.

Next day I get roommate to play. He's like "Ehehehehe probably IS
not that scary", but she turned on the game and the screen was a
picture of US,
and but we were DEAD,
and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU
and YOU BECAME SKELETON
and WROTE this...

👫🗺️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🏰👀🔍🧐🤴👸👨‍👨‍🦱👑👀👬🚪🕵️‍♂️👨‍🦱🤴👸👬🕵️‍♂️🤴👑🤯👀

the end

Hej guys, I'm coworker of man you know as 'Xatenzo'. Sorry for my bed engliss. One day I am at working and I go to toilet to relief myself after a long mornin of accounting. I open cubicle door and what I see? I see Xatenzo. His penis in his hand. Xatenzo shout and moan and this was very scary for me. I have not speak to Xatenzo since this day. Too scared.

okay so i know we just met, but i think you're like sooo cute. like. . . cuter than anyone ive ever seen ;33. do u play malplestory/? i loOOOOveee that gamem!!!1! add me on there okk?

hey again sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx