Recent reviews by EclipseZJS120

Choo-Choo Charles is a hilarious survival horror where you shoot a demonic Thomas the tank engine reject back to hell from where it came...(or do you?) Honestly I don't know, the game doesn't really explain well where Charles came from. This game will hold you for a good 3 hours and prior to if this game gets updated or not that includes 100% the game with achievements as well. Wish there was a reticle/crosshair on your starter gun, some sort of defense against the cultists when put into unfair situations, and I wish it was longer or had a more challenging mode (maybe in a future update who knows). Charles is scary and will catch you off guard even if you hear his music and some of the characters are funny but forgettable besides the pickle lady and Eugene. To me I just saw them as a way to get upgrades for my train and nothing else, no real connection but I guess you can't expect serious story telling about a train with a face and spider legs. It has a slow burn in the beginning, and players may wonder why Charles doesn't pop out often but I think the balance is good there. If Charles popped out too often the game would be unplayable. 8/10!

I got the bundle where you can buy the original and the M rated/censored version. If you want stuff covered up, the original offers a censored experience anyway. I got this on sale where buying both versions cost less than buying one of the game so, if you have that choice it's up to you. In the game you mainly play as this guy named Victor, who is seeking help for his vapid sexual nightmares that causes him to lash out at his girlfriend one night. He ends up being hunted down by a sexual cult, and yeah things go haywire fast. You kinda get the sense that sex would be the drive of the game, and it is, but at some points it seems the weird atmosphere and plot takes over it, so when sex does happen it becomes...out of place? Idk, in the beginning I was enjoying it all, and I even forgot it was a horror game till it started it's 'Outlast' chase sequences, but in the later half it really tries to be horror, and there are choices that doesn't seem to make sense from both Victor and the rest of the characters. Like when everything is said and done, you can pick whatever you like, but Victor stays at the Cult of Ecstasy for 6 months and your like..."what? why would he do that?" There are two twists that I saw coming, even when not playing the previous game, and by the end the game it angered me, confused me, and I just wanted to be done with it. And sex had become desensitizing, Mainly due to the story and where it went, as well as there not being a chapter select, so I couldn't go back for collectibles or change my choices. Oh, and you only have sex really to go into another dimension (what Victor sees in his nightmares). So sex is really used a tool than anything else and every just treats sex as something normal to do in front of each other, which is cool. If you like a puzzle game with horror elements (Outlast) with sex sprinkled in, I would recommend this game. I will say, you should be warned there are no shortages of kinks in this, and you may see things that will and WILL NOT flatter you. Proceed with caution, and play with your door locked if you don't live alone, lol.

If you love the vaporwave asethetic, humor that's both endearing, self aware, and kinda cringe, as well as cute platforming, collectibles, and puzzles that may or may not cause minimal rage then this is the game for you! I loved the story told by the, so over it, narrator, the style, the music, the humor (besides the cringe) and the gameplay. I really recommend this game. It doesn't take long to beat and it's free! I 100% within a 4 hours (I had to look up a guide for a few collectibles that I couldn't figure out to get, maybe you'll be smarter/faster than me)

If you really love the Sonic/SEGA characters along with the fan fair that are the race tracks, then I would indeed recommend this game. However, be prepared for unfair AI, collision glitches, and last second challenge fails that will cause frustration, rage, and maybe...just maybe, some fun. Multiplayer is not worth it unless you are able to do local. You are able to do single races and challenge modes for online play on PC. You are not able to make a Grand Prix lobby. I first played this on the 3DS when it first came out, and it was a nice nostalgia trip for me. However, I remember why I didn't make it far into the game as a kid.

I don't know what the purpose of having an account on one system and not being able to transfer that account when you get the PC version, as well as playing retail price for it again. I have to start from level 1, and you can't even skip the tutorial when your account KNOWS you play this game before. A game I just wanted to play with friends became a huge waste of time, effort, and disk space. Do not buy this game if you already have the game on one system and you just wanted GTA online to play with PC friends.