Have played every release of this game since 2008. There are horrible things I would do to a voodoo doll of DJ Atomika. This game made me hate Paradise City by Guns N Roses. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne still hits different during a road rage.

I enlisted because;
One night when I was 12 years old, I had awoken from a horrific nightmare around 2am. It was so terrifying that I had to leave my bedroom and go sit in an armchair in my family’s living room. I did this to console myself and reinforce that the nightmare wasn’t real. As I began to calm down, slow my breathing and wipe away the single tear from my face, a cockroach came out from under the armchair and tickled the back of my right ankle. I jumped from the armchair some 20 feet across the living room. Reality then became my living nightmare! Since then, I have had an irrational fear of cockroaches.

A few years later, the movie Wall-E had come to theaters. I enjoyed the movie so much that I ran out to the local toy store and spent all my money on the Wall-E robot. I rushed it home and immediately unboxed it. I was so excited; it was my first RC toy. It was then that I discovered the controller it came with would only allow the toy to go forwards and turn to the right. It could not go backwards. You had to turn it right 180 degrees and then go forward to return it to where it to where came from. To make a left you had to turn it to the right 270 degrees. You also could not have it go forward and right at the same time, you had to stop the robot to make the right turn. You also had to move the arms manually! I was devastated!

So, for me….

This war…

IS PERSONAL!

I became a Helldiver, to squish bugs and hammer robots with democracy!

In the pod five by five, go, go, go, lets burn!