Recent reviews by EarthyIsHere

This is people who play it:
1.Nerds
2.Fnaf fans
3.Furrys
4.5 year olds that cry
5.Stupid admins
6.Friends
7.Anime fans
8.Micspammers
9.Noobs
10...........











Gentlemen who have 100% modding skils

Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures is based of a youtuber called Angry Video Game Nerd. And it is a rage game. So everytime you think your good at it, you fail 100 times. Most of the time it has a qoute in the game, like Boo! Haunted house! is in episode 13. I think I like the game, it is just that I have low playing time.

10/10

Back in 2011, I wrote a review about this game. This is a new one since back then I Misspelled Everything. So I came up with a new review.

Let's start with items. This is a Hat Simulator. Your goal is to kill people so you can earn unique hats, weapons, even taunts! What I like about it is the weapons you collect can be a strange if you open it with a crate. Stranges can keep track of your kills.

2nd of this list is the classes. There are up to 9 useful classes in the game. Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Heavy Weapons Guy, & more. I will say 9 classes are cool!

3rd will be the sprays You can go to your files and make them into sprays.


4th will be coming soon!

Ah, Terraria...

Terraria is a 2d rip-off of a game called Minecraft. Most people play Minecraft, but that does not mean that Minecraft is better. I played this game first. 1.3 also just came out. When you first start playing a survival game, you don't know what to craft in all, but you know Minecraft, so its kind of the same thing. The only thing wrong with it is it has guns in it. Minecraft doesn't have guns in it. also you need to craft a table and some chairs. They also added achievements in the game. You also start with a npc, his name is the guide. often doing tasks, you will get more npcs. Like you can get a nurse or a merchant. Which makes you have to get coins every often to heal you or buy something. You also need to build houses every often or they will not have a home, and without a home, zombies will kill them. So yeah, it has a few parts that is not like Minecraft

So, do I like it, yeah

Do I recommend it? Yes

I need to talk about this game. I can't play it because when I play it, it freezes the computer & I have to unplug it. I am not going to say its a waste of money because its just a glitch on my computer. Its so old!

Crazy taxi was a game for the dreamcast. (Including other consoles to.) If you played it on the dreamcast, you might be dissapointed. If you are new to it, you will like the game. I never found the controls to be awful. (Since I am playing with a gamepad.) This is a simulator. I say that because it is really a taxi simulator! The only thing that is wrong with the taxi is that it is so crazy that ELDERS cry. (Wait elders always do that!) If you are playing with a gamepad, it feels like you are really in a car. There is nothing to say anymore.

Have you ever played with a apple II? Those awful graphics and colors? Well this is a game for you! But instead of awful music, there are songs like no other apple II! Now say good bye to your old computer and replace it with a game on steam!
Now people that rage just because you can't beat the level are going to hate this game! I like it, but I will not recommend because of the difficulty. But I can show you the story!


STORY: This guy named Bob (Because he looks like him.) wants to go to gumstop because he can see the view from gumstop. You must adventure to on top of buildings to... Construction sites? Just to buy a steam giftcard doesn't mean you have to die! You can beat the game without dying but its nearly impossible. And I mean Impossible! this game wins the award for the most hardest game of all time!



GAMEPLAY:
As you try to go to gumstop, there are springs. You couldn't of beat the game without these springs.


I am not going to do the rating because it's hard.

I started this game today and it is kind of good...
Snake is a arcade game where you have to eat stuff to get score. The bigger you eat, the taller you get. there is no way you can get out of bounds, because its a top screen game. You can also lose if you touch yourself. it may look easy to you, but more then think. I never played snake, but I have played Pix the Cat. Replacing body parts with chicks, Pix the Cat is a game that uses Pac-Man Championship DX elements, so yeah the timer is back. (And has a Pac-Man styled room.) It never tells you the story but I think I know what it's about.
STORY:
Pix is watching um, a Pac-Man tv show and he wants to mix it with Snake. He goes to his computer and makes it. He also puts in gamemodes and um... other stuff!
GAMEPLAY BASICS:
It is simple There are 4 gamemodes.
This is a quick review because I haven't unlocked all modes yet.
But I give it a 8/10 It is kind of cool, but soon I am gonna get to more gamemodes.

I've played this game for 2 hours, but I think it is a nice game.

PacMan was an arcade game made in the early 80's I mean way early. But then they made a port on the NES, then the Gameboy, then this port. and it is still a good franchise. I know that it was hard in the old days, but this one is easy. There was only one thing that changed the franchise, the timer! If you played this remake you will see that it changed, you don't need to get all of them, you just have to wait until the timer runs out. You see, Now visit your nostalgia.



Remakes are not just fun...
Since some of you guy are new to this game but played the classic ones, I will show you the changes!
-It is in HD of course!
-The timer
-You can choose levels
-Not glitchy at all! that is why the Atari 2600 one is bad. (Did I mention that?)
-Achievements and medals!
Courses
-Championship II This is the first one you get
-Highway: Have you ever wanted to have ghosts on highways?
-Juntion Pac-Man with lego blocks! (What?)
-Spiral This is NOT a spiral
-Manhatten More rainbows!
-Dungeon A small one
-Championship I Why didn't they make this the first one?
-Half Lego blocks, again...
-Darkness What the title says!
-Free You can do whatever you want, but you can't make your own food, or galaga...

(WARNING: THIS IS A RAGE GAME, IF YOU DON'T LIKE RAGE GAMES, GET OUT!) 5 years ago, the BIT.TRIP franchise was born! But then 2 years after the first BIT.TRIP, This game was sold. this 2d dodging platformer is HARD! With the name BIT, it is 8-bit! No 16-bit, No 32.bit, And no 64-bit. It may look like Minecraft, But it still is 2d! All you need is skill! like any other platformer game, This game has bosses. what bit means is pixiled. (That note is just for the noobs.) This game is enjoyable for kids, Teens, And adults! If steam is having a sale event, it is worth of buying.

CONS:
1. It only has 3 worlds

PROS:
1. It is a platformer of swag
2. It has bonus levels
3.Its a game like no other.


Yeah THATS RIGHT! only 1 CON!!!!!


RATINGS:

Worlds: 8/10
levels: 10/10
Controller: 10/10
The whole game 100/100



LAST WORDS:
Someone earn steam a metal!