I was at a bar with this dude and I'm 99% sure he Bill Cosby'd my ♥♥♥♥. I sit down, order a Moscow Mule, and the whole time, this guy is sitting about 10-15 feet from me just giving me the most uncomfortable stare I've ever gotten from anyone. As I'm sipping my drink, I start to feel extremely tired, and I pass out. I wake up the next morning in an alleyway on the opposite side of town. In the days after this, word quickly spreads about a dude that was kicked out of that same bar on that exact night for trying to spike people's drinks. The entire mortgage on my house says it was him. ♥♥♥♥, I'd relinquish custody of my kids just to bet on that. I've been planning on leaving them anyway, ♥♥♥♥ them annoying ass kids

WARNING TO THE PUBLIC

PROTECT YOURSELF. Be weary! This person is considered armed and unstable and unwell. See him before he sees YOU, move quietly and QUICKLY. Control your breathing, try not to panic, and focus on getting AWAY. Do not alert it. If it's already seen you, it's over. All we can recommend doing by then is praying to God for a miracle or a quick death.

check the walls buddy