Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything <3 I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.. are you a "girl"? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

banana

I f*cking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of sh*t. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The f*cking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousef*cker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “i f*cked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR THE ASHES OF MY FAMILY TO OLYMPUS AND YELLED “ZEUUSSS” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I have a Spartan voice) AND THEY ALL BETRAYED ME 😭😭🏛️Ω

apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. ‘john is kill’ ‘no’

u my bb i be like squirtin mustard all over your crib

RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
+rep Clutch King 👑
+rep 300 iq
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+rep relax teammate🤤
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP GOD 💢
+rep kind person💯
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls😇
+rep very nice and non-toxic player😈
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep nice flicks👽
+rep king deagle💥
+rep best👹
+rep killer👺
+rep Good player 💜

Hello, We are about to Touch you.. we are freaky Sincerely, the Zombies

goodbye dylan

hello dylan!!!!

Everyday I wake up and I hope you're bouncy! bouncy, like, If I could guarantee you would be jumpy, I'd hope you get an illness and then get hit by a car and ricochet!

okay

hello, my name is luka add me please

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Hey friend!

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Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary. and your gaming chair extra comfy, Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

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└📁Steam
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi.

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Hello, my name is April.

i think you need some peace tea

i think you need some peace tea

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