When your girlfriend says 🗣️ , "Lets go movies!😃 " NO! 😡 ‼️ NO MOVIES!! 💥 I'M LOCKED IN, I'M IN THE TRENCHES 🕳️ , I'M GETTING RICH 🤑 STAND BY ME, AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR 🍎 ⚒️ OR BE GONE!! 🤬

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When your girlfriend says 🗣️ , "Lets go movies!😃 " NO! 😡 ‼️ NO MOVIES!! 💥 I'M LOCKED IN, I'M IN THE TRENCHES 🕳️ , I'M GETTING RICH 🤑 STAND BY ME, AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR 🍎 ⚒️ OR BE GONE!! 🤬

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything <3 I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)