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Hiển thị 11-12 trong 12 mục
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987.7 giờ được ghi nhận (612.2 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
Đánh giá CS:GO
I bought this game for the chickens, and was not disappointed. After exploring the countless lands the chickens have traveled far and wide, I realized their population was growing too large. The chickens had started to inhabit such horrid locations across the world, such as nuclear plants, and offices without cafeterias. I knew what had to be done. I bought a flip knife off of the steam market, and called PETA. I listened to In the Arms of an Angel in my Microsoft Professional Deluxe Gaming Chair 360 for about twelve hours with no response, so, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I loaded up de_nuke and started to put the chickens out of their misery. I cried harder that night than I have ever before.

The next morning, with tears in my eyes, I loaded up Counter-Strike: Global Chicken, and I saw a new item waiting in my inventory. My Flip Knife had turned into a Flip Knife Slaughter. At that moment, I realized what a horrible thing I had done.
With my hand shaking, I navigated my mouse, and uninstalled Counter-Strike: Global Chicken.

I regret everything I have done. I am writing this review to warn you about the chickens, and to let you know I have made a full recovery, and that I have started my new journey in Goat Simulator. Thank you, and farewell.
Đăng ngày 30 Tháng 01, 2015.
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98.9 giờ được ghi nhận (40.0 giờ vào lúc đánh giá)
Đánh giá truy cập sớm
Great game all the negative reviews are because of the loot spawn and people complaining about it being P2W this game was patched in just over a day with those problems fixed and a few others that right there deserves my 20$ for a game that i havent tried just because in my opinion a game development company that listens to the community cares about what people want and think. That is awesome this game is very entertaining and amusing there is LOOT within a hour i found a ar15 and .45 and was able to get food and water and other stuff i than ran into 3 people and died this game with friends would be 10/10 its one of the best surival games i have played in a while hopefully it keeps getting better.
Đăng ngày 18 Tháng 01, 2015.
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